The following story appeared in the Sarasota (Florida) Times newspaper on 2 June 1997
A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the
house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle
and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man,still holding
the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door and the
motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing
the crash, ran into the dining room, and found her husband laying on
the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle lying next to him and the
patio door shattered. The wife ran to the phone and summoned an
ambulance.
Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the
several flights of long steps to the street to direct the paramedics
to her husband.. After the ambulance arrived and transported the
husband to the hospital, the wife uprighted the motorcycle and pushed
it outside. Seeing that gas had spilled on the floor, the wife
obtained some papers towels, blotted up the gasoline, and threw the
towels in the toilet.
The husband was treated at the hospital and was released to come home.
After arriving home, he looked at the shattered patio door and the
damage done to his motorcycle. He became despondent, went into the
bathroom, sat on the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing
the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl
while still seated. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud
explosion and her husband screaming. She ran into the bathroom and
found her husband laying on the floor. His trousers had been blown
away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs
and his groin. The wife again ran to the phone and called for an
ambulance. The same ambulance crew was dispatched and the wife met
them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on the
stretcher and began carrying him to the street. While they were going
down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one of the
paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told
them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them tipped
the stretcher and dumped the husband out. He fell down the remaining
steps and broke his ankle.
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