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A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility, but
each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of
his predicament, suggested he use the attendants' LADIES room, but
cautioned him not to press any of the buttons. There next to the
paper roll were four buttons marked respectively:
WW WA PP ATR
Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a
woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiousity got the best
of him. He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush
of Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom. He thought, "Wow, these
gals really have it nice." So, a little more boldly he pressed the WA
button.
Body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried
it comfortably. Aha, he thought, "No wonder these women take so
long in the bathroom with these kind of services!" So he pushed the
next button,PP, with anticipation. A soft disposable Powder Puff
swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc. "Man, this
is great, " he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.......
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing
off, so in confusion, he buzzed the nurse to find out where he was and
what had happened. He explained the last thing he remembered was
intense pain in the ladies room on the plane. The nurse explained,
Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed
the Automatic Tampon Removal button. By the way, your penis is
under your pillow."
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