A guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks
in the phone book and finds a gorilla removal service. When he asks if
they can remove the gorilla, the service guy asks, "Is it a male or female?"
"Male," he replies. "Oh yeah we can do it. I'll be right there," he
states.
An hour later, the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua,
a shotgun, & a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some
instructions. "I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla
with the stick until he falls out of the tree. When he does the trained
Chihuahua will bite the gorilla's testicles off. The gorilla will
then cross his hands to protect himself, allowing you to put the handcuffs
on him.
The man asks, " What do I do with the shotgun?" The service
guy replies, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla does, shoot the
Chihuahua."
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