One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. There he
meets the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat "you lived a good life and
if there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable,
please let Me know". The cat thinks for a moment and says "Lord, all my life
I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor."
The Lord stops the cat and says "say no more" and a wonderful fluffy
pillow appears.
A few days later 6 mice are killed in a tragic farming accident and go
to heaven. Again there is the Lord there to great them with the same
offer. The mice answer "All of our lives we have been chased. We have had to
run from cats, dogs and even women with brooms. Running, running, running;
we're tired of running. Do you think we could have roller skates so we
don't have to run anymore?" The Lord says "say no more" and fits each
mouse with beautiful new roller skates.
About a week later the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him
snoozing on the pillow. The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him "How are
things since you are here?" The cat stretches and yawns and replies "It is
wonderful here. Better than I could have ever expected. And those
'Meals On Wheels' you've been sending by are theeeeeeeee best!!!"
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